Doug! - Forum

Forum - FIVE WORD STORY ^UP

< Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 >

Doug - February 20th, 2009, 7:41:35 PM

Alright, ms. pumpkinbutt managed to find the old five word half-life story from the verc-ot days.

To recap, some of its shining moments:

" "Monkeys are fun to play with, providing you dont put them in a toaster, microwave, washing machine or Black Mesa Research Facility because Barney dont like monkeys, they set the test subjects free."

" 'Cigarettes are good for you' said Gordan Freemans asthmatic grandfather, who was dying a nasty death. Croaked: 'Come closer my little reluctant love toy,' "

" 'That's odd.' said Freeman's boyfriend as they made passionate love to an unsuspecting goat. Just lust they said, just lust."

"Clive was disapointed when he discovered his wife was a man." "

Oh, the plot twists!

So, I'd like to do something like that here, though hopefully with less boners and goats. If this thread languishes with like four posts and they're all mine, I will be sad. KEEP IT GOING. I start:

Doug - February 20th, 2009, 7:42:37 PM

It is never a good

Michael - February 21st, 2009, 1:43:04 AM

morning for Cody. His life

Doug - February 21st, 2009, 2:55:44 AM

was like a box of

Margot - February 21st, 2009, 6:22:52 AM

cockroaches, maggots and worms, though

Michael - February 23rd, 2009, 10:24:21 PM

far more boring. Everything dragged

Doug - February 23rd, 2009, 10:47:16 PM

in by his dog was

Christine - February 24th, 2009, 6:35:12 PM

quite to dirty to have

Doug - February 24th, 2009, 7:17:08 PM

for lunch, but he ate

Hugh - February 24th, 2009, 10:56:15 PM

them anyway. Remember kids, an